Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Pork Fried Stimulus

Nixon has been following Obamapalooza 09, the fascinating story of the 900 billion dollar stimulus plan the One has snakeoil sold the American Public. Nixon has to admit, he was impressed with the Republicans in the House voting in a block against the plan. Nice show of spine by you guys, where the f was it the last two years?

Now, off to the Senate. John McCain will probably vote for the plan, as it will allow undocumented workers, aka illegal aliens, the ability to scam funds from the welfare portion of the plan, I mean the tax refund plan. Ideally, none of the Republicans would vote for the plan in the Senate and let the Democrats have sole ownership of the plan. But, McCain and other so called moderate Republicans (aka RINO's) will roll over in submission to the One and vote for it.

Just for the hell of it, a filibuster attempt would be good for laughs, especially if the pork was brought to America's attention due to it.

Note for Howard Dean : failure to support this plan isn't a political stunt, it is economic plain sense, something your party doesn't have or understand.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The end of Bi-Partisanship

The One has already lied about his pledge to usher in a new era of co-operation with Congressional Republicans as he has informed them that their input on his supposed stimulus plan regarding adding tax cuts is not needed. He then informed that that He won the election.

No Shit. You suckered 55% of the voting public into agreeing with your socialist agenda, kept your association with know radicals hidden, and lied about cooperating with Republicans.

Nixon warned everyone about this charlatan. Now, we are fungoed for the forseeable future. More on this to follow.

Friday, January 23, 2009

The End of the War on Terror

Within three days of being sowrn in, POTUS Obama has ended the War on Terror. Not militarily, not with a treaty, not with a formal declaration, but, with a stroke of his pen. He has retracted all of the major tools used by the Bush Administration to wage the war on Terror.

Heads up Mr. POTUS, the blood of any and every American killed by Al Quaeda during your term of office is on your hands. Every single drop.

But, as The One, I'm sure your actions will work out. For your political career, I hope so.

In other news, Washington DC is now a no sense zone. And, Barney Frank helped one of his political contributors stay in business by routing TARP money to them.

Only in America.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Happy Hope and McChangey Day!

Well, the day that all the leftists have dreamed about for 8 years arrived today. Barak Hussein Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States. George Soros was overcome with emotion, after the labor of the last 8 years to rid the White House of George Bush.

Now, the Dow celebrated with a multi hundred point drop today. WTF Obama, why did you let this happen? It is all on you now, how about bailing my investments out? What the fuck about my mortgage payment? Where is my handout?

Have fun, Mr. President, it is all on you now. And we won't let you forget that.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

News from Hope and Change Land

Well, the next few months should be entertaining. The One aka POTUS Elect Obama, will make the first move of his Administration the closing of the terror containment facility at Guantanemo Bay Cuba. I assume this will mean transferring the terrorists there to the Continental USA to be given pro bono ACLU representatioan and trials designed more to make the US look bad and out intelligence secrets than to prove guilt or innocence.

For the POTUS Elect, he should really consider this, as 10% of the people freed from Club Gitmo have re entered the battlefield in the Middle East against our troops. If one of these scum suckers are proven to go back into battle and kills a US troop, their blood will be on Obama's hands. Like Pilate, no hand washing will remove such guilt.

Also, Hillary Clinton's coming confirmation hearing for Secretary of State should be a blast, as news has come to light regarding her knowingly using her influence as a US Senator to work on behalf of financial donors to her husbands Presidential Library. Plus, Obama's nominee for Secretary of Treasury paid all his back delinquent taxes the day before his nomination was announced. At least that delinquent bill is now settled.

Nixon is recommending purchasing any firearms and large ammo amounts now, preferably by another person and then properly stored and hidden. Also, pray for this country. From the looks of it, it is going to be a long 4 years.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Another College Football Season Ends

Congrats to the Florida Gators, winner of the Bowl Championship Series National Championship. Some things we have learned this season:

1. The SEC. Nothing else needs saying.
2. Big 12 Over Rated. Again, nothing else needs saying.

And for the Gator Faithful, remember Tim Tebow crying behind the bench ofter Peria Jerry punked him on National TV in the Swamp? I do.

And to our friends in Lubbock Texas. It still hurts, doesn't it?

Hotty Toddy.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Blatant racism of the Democratic Pary

Harry Reid, God bless him, proves once again that racism is alive and well on the left. His statements that Illinois needs a new Senator who can win re election (a white one) shows the plantation mentality of the left. Why is it that California and New York, states that are consistent liberal voting states, have never elected a black US Senator? California has never had a black Governor. New York broke the color barrier by having it's elected Governor develop a taste for highly skilled and high prices whores, thus promoting the black Lt. Governor to the big chair. As one poster on Rightwingnews told me, it is because those states do not have majority black voting populations. He was a liberal and didn't realize that his own words convicted the left as racists at heart.

Obama, due to his ethnicity and white appearance was exempted by this, probably, as Joe Biden put it, "He is articulate and clean for a black guy".

Democrats, KKK, Racists, Oh My!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Sword of Gideon

After months and years of tolerating the psychotic animals of Hamas firing rockets into their territory, the Israeli Defense Force has sent in the ground troops to the Gaza Strip in a all out attempt to end this scourge on humanity once and for all. Of course, the Jew hating left in this country and around the world have called for Israel to just sit there and take the murder of it's people and do nothing.

Enough is enough.

"And behold, after the people had made seven circuits of the city, a mighty shout went out from the hosts, and walls of the city were cast down by the power of the Lord".

Our thoughts and prayers and most of all our support goes out to the men and women of the Israeli Defense Force. Strike hard, for you battle for civilization against the barbarian horde and their pagan religion.

Friday, January 2, 2009

2009 Cotton Bowl

To any fans of Texas Tech from Dick Nixon:

Don't be angry, the better team won.

Damned shame what the Ole Miss Defense did to your vaunted offense.

The Better Team Won.

Hotty Toddy!