Monday, February 22, 2010

Harry Reid, Douchebag or Moron?

Lifted from the Ace of Spades HQ, via the Anchoress:

"I met with some people while I was home dealing with domestic abuse. It has gotten out of hand," Reid said on the Senate floor. "Why? Men don't have jobs."

Reid said that the effects of joblessness on domestic violence were especially pronounced among men, because, Reid said, women tend to be less abusive.

"Women don't have jobs either, but women aren’t abusive, most of the time," he said.

"Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive," the majority leader added. "Our domestic crisis shelters in Nevada are jammed.”

Nixon notices that Harry had no condemnation of the Kenyan in Chief's disastrous economic policies, failed stimulus programs, and over all incompetence. Conspicuous as well were any comments about Reid and Granny Botoxus fucking up the economy since January 2007. Of course, ol' Harry will get to put his statement to the test in about 9 months when he joins the ranks of the unemployed. Hope Mrs. Reid avoids the stairs for a while after Election Day.

Word has reached Nixon here in his undisclosed location that Dick Cheney, one of the few people tougher than Master Nixon (Peace Be Upon Him), is in the hospital locally with heart issues. Supposedly, Chuck Norris dropped by to visit Darth Cheney. However, Chuck was greeted with a "What's up Pussy?" when he entered the room. Sounds like Darth Cheney will recover. Makes Nixon sad for the Tijuana hookers when Cheney heads south to "recuperate".

Hopefully, more to come on the proposed Kenyan Witch Doctor Medical Plan rolling out today for public consumption. Nixon hopes everyone like shit sandwiches because that is what is being proposed.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Hey, no Blizzard Tonight!!!

Might as well type a bit. Drudge has a red line headline that the Obamateur, aka the Kenyan in Chief, will attempt to blend a frankenstein ChappaquiddickCare bill together from the House and Senate bills and combine them as one and pass them via reconciliation.

Do it. Please, Nixon begs you. November 2010 will be a bloodbath that will rival Master Nixon's (Peace by Upon him) destruction of McGovern. Nixon could see a take over of both House and Senate if the Democrats pull this stunt.

Face it, the public doesn't want this socialistic piece of crap bill in any form. Look for the GOP to boycott the planned Thursday summit (It's a TRAP!!) with the Kenyan in Chief if this rumor is true.

In closing, Nixon has two words for you: Sarah F'N Palin.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Barak Obama, Liar in Chief

From todays propaganda broadcast by the most inept POTUS in US history, lifted from Conservatives4Palin.Com.

“Now, Congress will have to pay for what it spends, just like everybody else,” Obama said in his radio and Internet address released Saturday morning. “After a decade of profligacy, the American people are tired of politicians who talk the talk but don’t walk the walk when it comes to fiscal responsibility. It’s easy to get up in front of the cameras and rant against exploding deficits. What’s hard is actually getting deficits under control. But that’s what we must do.”

Nixon thought Bill Clinton could lie with the best of them. Clinton, meet your g-d of lies.

Nixon will try to post more, now the blizzard season seems to be winding down here in the DC area.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Blizzard Warning!

Hunker down folks, it is fixing to get bad here in the DC area. THIRTY INCHES OF SNOW!!!!
Thats a lot in case you didn't know. Be safe.