"I met with some people while I was home dealing with domestic abuse. It has gotten out of hand," Reid said on the Senate floor. "Why? Men don't have jobs."
Reid said that the effects of joblessness on domestic violence were especially pronounced among men, because, Reid said, women tend to be less abusive.
"Women don't have jobs either, but women aren’t abusive, most of the time," he said.
"Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive," the majority leader added. "Our domestic crisis shelters in Nevada are jammed.”
Nixon notices that Harry had no condemnation of the Kenyan in Chief's disastrous economic policies, failed stimulus programs, and over all incompetence. Conspicuous as well were any comments about Reid and Granny Botoxus fucking up the economy since January 2007. Of course, ol' Harry will get to put his statement to the test in about 9 months when he joins the ranks of the unemployed. Hope Mrs. Reid avoids the stairs for a while after Election Day.
Word has reached Nixon here in his undisclosed location that Dick Cheney, one of the few people tougher than Master Nixon (Peace Be Upon Him), is in the hospital locally with heart issues. Supposedly, Chuck Norris dropped by to visit Darth Cheney. However, Chuck was greeted with a "What's up Pussy?" when he entered the room. Sounds like Darth Cheney will recover. Makes Nixon sad for the Tijuana hookers when Cheney heads south to "recuperate".
Hopefully, more to come on the proposed Kenyan Witch Doctor Medical Plan rolling out today for public consumption. Nixon hopes everyone like shit sandwiches because that is what is being proposed.