Friday, June 26, 2009

Atlas Just Shrugged

Cap and Trade passed today. 8 Republicans in the House voted for it allowing it to pass. No money, no votes for these traitors.

We are fucked people. This could add up to $500 a month to your utility bills to fight Global Warming, however, the f'n Earth is cooling.

Game Over man, game over. Best to nuke the site from orbit just to be sure.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

What the Hell is going on in Argentina?

Nixon is rather surprised that there apparently is a rather wild and freaky scene going on in Argentina. That is right, the country the English punked in the Falkland Islands War is apparently now the center of political freakiness.

Bill Clinton apparently dropped a grand on a private dance with a stripper while on a visit to that fine country. Also, Mark Sanford conceded the Republican Nomination for President in 2012 to Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney today by confessing to a secret visit, and a affair, with a Argentinian woman. Thankfully it was with a woman.

Of course the liberal media ignores the D and focuses on the R. Nixon is not surprised. Thanks Sanford, you moron, for the bad publicity. However, as Nixon is a Palin supporter, thanks again.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Another Obama Lie

Minions (ass kissers) of Obamateur have been floating the idea that Obama' s pablum speech in Cairo has led to the political unrest in Iran.

An Inconvenient Truth for the Left: George Bush predicted this would happen when democracy took root in Iraq. In 2003.

Oops. Nixon won't hold his breath waiting for the cockholsters in the Main Stream Media to report this.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Did I Mention Obama is a failure?

Nixon is starting to forget things in his advanced years. I have forgotten what a decent economy, a strong foreign policy, and a non failure President looks like. The Obamateur Administration has been a total failure from day one. The highest unemployment in 25 years, a 1.8 trillion dollar deficit, corrupt cabinet members, and a total failure on the foreign policy front.

Personally, Nixon hopes this buffoon continues to lose his "popularity" and any new initiatives that we can't afford to pay for fall on their ass.

Publicly punked by a man in North Korea who wears women's shoes and who thinks Bugs Bunny is cerebral tv. Punked by a third rate Third World collection of 7th century desert animals in Iran. Whats next, more abuse from Hugo "The Geek" from Venezuela?

WTF happened to America? Where did we go wrong? Personally, Nixon thinks all the hippies and counter culture freak of the 60's fucked us for the forseeable future. Death camps sure would have made this country better in the long run. Bunch of want to be socialists and communist fucks ruined this country. And it may take blood in the streets to fix the problem.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Obama Eats Ice Cream While Tehran Burns

In case you haven't notice, there is a borderline revolution going on in Iran right now. Many people there feel, and probably rightly so, that their recent election was rigged in favor of the current government. The same government that the Obamateur has stated he would negotiate and meet with without any pre conditions. Rather odd that he has failed rather epically in his response to the government of Iran murdering peaceful demonstrators, in fact, he was rather celebratory yesterday in making a ice cream run with his kids and only releasing bland statements on the murder of Iranian citizens.

This President makes Jimmy Carter look like George Washington.

Maybe he can be removed and his teleprompter be sworn in as President. Or just let George Soros have the Oval Office since he paid for it.

Friday, June 19, 2009

The Return of Nixon

Nixon has been out of town on vacation the last few weeks. To update his readers, Obama has fumbled supporting the people of Iran who want a democracy, has wasted some more money, and is apparently going to allow North Korea to fire a missile at Hawaii.

Hope and change bitches. Hope and change.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Obama Health Care = Bad Idea

KeithHennessey.Com has a breakdown of why the lefts's healthcare plan is terrible. Here is the article.

Anyone who supports this plan is a Socialist. Plain and simple.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Enemy Within

The Nixon Tape is saddened by the terrorist attack committed in Little Rock Arkansas today. What terrorist attack you might be saying, given the lack of coverage by the MSM. A Muslim Jihadist attacked a recruiting office in Little Rock today, killing one soldier and wounding another. HotAir.Com has a great rundown on this breaking terror attack in the heartland of America.

Maybe the dumb fracks at Homeland Security will put out a warning about Muslim converts taking up the Jihadist manifesto and killing our troops. Oh wait, they said the troops might be the violent people. F'n douchebags at DHS.