Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Straight Out of Texas

Sorry to paraphrase NWA, but Rick Perry's entry into the POTUS sweepstakes has electrified the base of the GOP and help propel Perry into the role of frontrunner. The establishment GOP is not happy. Scrunt deluxe's Pam Gellar and Robert Spencer are not happy. Mittens is not happy.

HAHAHA! Nixon is happy. Perry is on a roll that ends in the Oval Office. Time for all of the GOP to get on board.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Rick Perry

Gov. Rick Perry officially entered the race for the GOP nomination Saturday. He has, along with Michelle Bachman, become the front runner for the nomination. Pawlenty dropped out. Everyone else, including Mittens Romney, are now in the race for the VP slot.

Dick Nixon is officially endorsing Rick Perry for POTUS and has sent money to the campaign.

Let's all get behind the candidate who can win. Rick Perry. Fuck Yea.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Through the rabbit hole and into Poverty

Today was a joy to behold, the total repudiation of Barak Obama's failed Presidency. The Stock Market tanked, took a one way trip into the shitter, or collapsed, take your pick. 600 plus points lost on the DJIA, and the Nasdaq and S&P got boned to the tune of 6 plus percent.

Thanks Barry. Nixon is sure all of those Americans who have watched the market tank the last 6 days will appreciate you making room in their 401K's for more growth. After all, retirement is over rated. Apparently so is heat, and food.

Fucking 52%. 2012 cannot get here soon enough.

Rick Perry will decide his next step Saturday. Sure hope he gets in the race.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Well, he fundamentally changed America

First downgrade of the US debt in the history of the United States. All because he childishly refused to consider entitlement reform or really curb spending.

Michelle Bachman called for Geithner to be fired immediately. Nixon calls on Barak Hussein Obama to resign the Presidency at noon tomorrow.

He is a failure. And he is dragging the US down with him.


Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Greece Redux

The US has just hit 100% of it's Gross Domestic Product in it's debt fueled spending binge. One hundred fucking percent.


Rick Perry, if you do not announce your run for the POTUS withing the next ten days, the US may cease to exist as a functioning economy within a year. We have no hope of recovering unless Perry, with the help of Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan, steps forward immediately and tells the American People that the US is broke and if we don't do something now, we are boned.

This is bad people. Very bad.

And to the 52 percenters, fuck you with a blunt object.