Sunday, June 6, 2010

TO ALL COLONIAL OFFICIALS THIS IS YOUR CASE ORANGE

One of Nixon's favorite lines from BSG. A call to all surviving government officials to check in and see who the lucky person was who got to be in charge after the Cylon nuclear attack.

The US markets dropped 3 percent Friday. The Asian markets are in free fall. Europe will open lower as well later tonight. The US Market index futures are pointing south as Nixon types. It ain't looking good folks.

And, on this anniversary of D Day, the Obamateur White House has issued no statements, made no speeches, held no celebrations. Instead, the TOTUS and the First Wookie are at the Ford Theater. Nixon won't say anything else on that subject.

Keep your eyes open and your powder dry. The chair is against the wall, and John still has a long moustache. Another day closer to freedom America. Nixon just hopes we can hold out here behind enemy lines.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Helen Thomas, Nazi Hag from Hell

Helen Thomas, the pro Palestinian Jew hating hag who "works" for the AP, has called for the removal of all Jews from Israel and forcibly returning them to Europe, even the ones who aren't from Europe and were born in Israel.

Face it, this bitch is nothing more than a fucking Nazi pig. If the AP had any scruples, Helen would be forcibly retired immediately and put out to pasture. Enough is enough.

Tomorrow the MV Rachel Corrie, aka the SS St Pancake, is set to run the Gaza blockade. Nixon hopes the Israeli's HARPOON it's ass and put it on the bottom of the sea with the loss of all hands. Everyone on that ship is a terrorist supporting POS.

When the Arabs/Palestinians love their kids more than they hate the Jews, there will be peace. Not before, and according to the Christian BIBLE, never.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Obama Fiddles while the Gulf Dies

Ooops, Nixon should have typed "golfed". The response to the BP oil disaster by the Obamateur Administration has been a total failure. Oil is still gushing from the Deep Horizon well over a month after the rig exploded and sank in the Gulf of Mexico, killing 11 workers.

Today, we learn the Kenyan in Chief threw a fit and royally commanded that the "leak be plugged".

What a perfect example of a total failure of leadership.

Nixon proclaimed this fraud a failure as POTUS in February 2009 when the Iranians told him to go screw himself. Sometimes it is a burden to be right about this clown.

Obama = failure.

And the fish and birds died. Happy golfing Barry.

Monday, May 24, 2010

North Korea = Suicide by Cop?

The North Korean military is on alert tonight per several news outlets. Apparently their Dear Leader wants to end his country as a sovereign nation by jumping on the South. Even Obama couldn't ignore the 30,000 plus US soldiers stationed in harms way across the DMZ in Korea.

Nixon predicts if the Norks cross the border, they are fucked. Tactical nukes, the US Air Force, the US Marines, and the US Army will provide them with a convenient way to exit this existence. Hope the Chines can control the Norks. But, with a country that is led by a man who thinks Bugs Bunny is cerebral material, don't hold your breath.

And to celebrate, the Asian stock markets are dropping like bricks. Tomorrow on Wall Street would be a bad day to stop popping pills.

The Facepalm of the day

From the Drudge Report: 63% polled favor repeal of Obamacare. No shit.

The situation in South Korea is heating up. There is a elevated chance of a shooting war with the North.

And with the economy balanced on a straight razor, the Obamateur's want to raise the tax on oil by 400%.

Gee, thanks Barry. Nixon wants to pay more for gas.

Morons.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

TOLD YOU SO

Bye Bye Arlen. How does Nixon's ass taste?

Monday, May 17, 2010

It's Specter Go Home Eve

Tomorrow will hopefully be the day that Arlen Specter loses his Senate seat in Pennsylvania. Nixon loathes this piece of shit RINO who defected to the Democratic Party. Now, his new friends will quite probably put his elderly ass into retirement. Even though the Obama Administration offered Arlen's opponent a job if he'd drop out. Nixon cannot wait for Arlen to be evicted from the Senate.

Have fun Arlen, hope you enjoy your retirement, you f'n POS.