Monday, February 22, 2010

Harry Reid, Douchebag or Moron?

Lifted from the Ace of Spades HQ, via the Anchoress:

"I met with some people while I was home dealing with domestic abuse. It has gotten out of hand," Reid said on the Senate floor. "Why? Men don't have jobs."

Reid said that the effects of joblessness on domestic violence were especially pronounced among men, because, Reid said, women tend to be less abusive.

"Women don't have jobs either, but women aren’t abusive, most of the time," he said.

"Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive," the majority leader added. "Our domestic crisis shelters in Nevada are jammed.”


Nixon notices that Harry had no condemnation of the Kenyan in Chief's disastrous economic policies, failed stimulus programs, and over all incompetence. Conspicuous as well were any comments about Reid and Granny Botoxus fucking up the economy since January 2007. Of course, ol' Harry will get to put his statement to the test in about 9 months when he joins the ranks of the unemployed. Hope Mrs. Reid avoids the stairs for a while after Election Day.

Word has reached Nixon here in his undisclosed location that Dick Cheney, one of the few people tougher than Master Nixon (Peace Be Upon Him), is in the hospital locally with heart issues. Supposedly, Chuck Norris dropped by to visit Darth Cheney. However, Chuck was greeted with a "What's up Pussy?" when he entered the room. Sounds like Darth Cheney will recover. Makes Nixon sad for the Tijuana hookers when Cheney heads south to "recuperate".

Hopefully, more to come on the proposed Kenyan Witch Doctor Medical Plan rolling out today for public consumption. Nixon hopes everyone like shit sandwiches because that is what is being proposed.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Hey, no Blizzard Tonight!!!

Might as well type a bit. Drudge has a red line headline that the Obamateur, aka the Kenyan in Chief, will attempt to blend a frankenstein ChappaquiddickCare bill together from the House and Senate bills and combine them as one and pass them via reconciliation.

Do it. Please, Nixon begs you. November 2010 will be a bloodbath that will rival Master Nixon's (Peace by Upon him) destruction of McGovern. Nixon could see a take over of both House and Senate if the Democrats pull this stunt.

Face it, the public doesn't want this socialistic piece of crap bill in any form. Look for the GOP to boycott the planned Thursday summit (It's a TRAP!!) with the Kenyan in Chief if this rumor is true.

In closing, Nixon has two words for you: Sarah F'N Palin.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Barak Obama, Liar in Chief

From todays propaganda broadcast by the most inept POTUS in US history, lifted from Conservatives4Palin.Com.

“Now, Congress will have to pay for what it spends, just like everybody else,” Obama said in his radio and Internet address released Saturday morning. “After a decade of profligacy, the American people are tired of politicians who talk the talk but don’t walk the walk when it comes to fiscal responsibility. It’s easy to get up in front of the cameras and rant against exploding deficits. What’s hard is actually getting deficits under control. But that’s what we must do.”

Nixon thought Bill Clinton could lie with the best of them. Clinton, meet your g-d of lies.

Nixon will try to post more, now the blizzard season seems to be winding down here in the DC area.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Blizzard Warning!

Hunker down folks, it is fixing to get bad here in the DC area. THIRTY INCHES OF SNOW!!!!
Thats a lot in case you didn't know. Be safe.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

$1.6 Trillion Dollars

That is the supposed amount of the budget deficit in the spending bill being sent to Congress by our incompetent President. Four (4) times the deficit ran by George Bush that the left proclaimed would destroy the US economy. Quadrupling the deficit in 12 months takes some serious stupidity and incompetence.

However, the next budget these slacked jawed yokels plan to send to Congress brings the deficit back to a more manageable $1.2 Trillion deficit.

The Democratic Party, unable to count, comprehend, and chock full of liars. Obama said in the SOTU the other night that we had to tighten our belts and be fiscally responsible. However, he left out the part that even with his smoke and mirrors spending freeze factored in, spending still rises in this abomination of stupidity he is proposing.

Thanks again to the 52% of the voting public who put this moron into office.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

More lies from the left

"Even worse, by that time the Dems had lost the House and Senate. Washington was riding a huge anti-incumbent wave. Right-wing populists were the ascendancy, with Newt Gingrich and Fox News leading the charge. Bill Clinton thought it desperately important to assure Americans he was on their side."

The above quote, ripped off from Ace of Spades HQ by Robert Reich, a liberal Democrat and former Clinton Cabinet member, is referencing the electoral environment in 1994. Unfortunately for Robert, Fox News did not go on the air until 1996.
Typical liberal, if the facts don't help support some bullshit you are spouting, just make up some.

Monday, January 25, 2010

You Have to Be Kidding Nixon

Supposedly the One, AKA The Obamateur, will propose in the upcoming State of the Union, a freeze on non security spending for the remainder of his term. As one person commented on the net, that is like going on a diet after three trips through the buffet line at your local cheap Chinese food outlet.

Last weeks 4%+ drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average is a foreshadowing of some major crunch time approaching. With the continuing drop in employment, a weak dollar, and sky high deficit spending, this country is boned. Nixon recommends perusing which ever survivalist website you care to frequent and start preparing for a possible economic down turn of significant proportion.

Keep your eyes open and ears open to what all is going on. Dangerous times approach us, and with a total failure running our country, it isn't going to be pretty.